what the f*!!!

About a month ago, I was bragging about that five hundred dollar gift certificate that I won from my company. Once I got the certificates, I immediately headed to the mall to buy my mini ipod.

They told me in two weeks, I'd be grooving with it.

Two weeks passed and not a word from them. A month passed and I had to call and ask what the fuck has happened. Someone with little sense about customer service put me on hold for five minutes or so after this conversation.

" I ordered a mini ipod or ipod mini, whichever you prefer, about a month ago. You told me that it will be shipped in two weeks. I'm just wondering what happened to it. "

And his brilliant answer was.

" What kind of mini ipod is it?"

" What do you mean what kind of mini ipod is it? Did you need the item number, the invoice number, the receipt number or did you mean to ask what color it was or who it was from?"

" Can I put you on hold? "

And without even bothering to wait for my affirmative he just put me on hold.

Then I heard a resonating click.

Fuckers.

So I phoned again. NO word about my order. The clerk can't tell me what the fuck happened to it or why was there a delay with the shipment. Are they still assembling a factory together to assemble my coveted mini as I rant at them on the phone? Bloody hell.

They really suck!

RADIOSHACK SUCKS!

*a rather immature but enlightening commercial brought to you by a pissed off customer